Wednesday, December 28, 2005

It Never Ends

Next year cannot get here soon enough. Despite all of my ranting, I am an optimist. I think that the human race can exterminate itself next year. That would make me very happy indeed, probably for the first time in my life. But until that happens, I'm stuck in the dregs of this year with the rest of you.

I'm trying to think of something witty to say here, but there really isn't anything. There are 3 days left in the year, and they will be the longest days of my life.

Until next year starts and I realize that you aren't going to spontaneously off yourselves by the billions. And 365 days of depression and rage settle in, the same as they do every year.

2006 is going to be a long year.


John said...

The History Channel did a wonderful series of shows this last week of 2005, Armageddon Week. From the guesses at the end of the world, from Biblical Time to modern 'Rapturists', each generation wants to be the last, in the case of the 'Rapture', to follow that old song: Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Jimmy The Hutt said...

I'm not particularly concerned with the Rapture. In fact, I believe there is no God. I just hate sharing the planet with people outclassed by Silly Putty. And it just gets worse every year....

Rene said...

No GOD?? What... are we saying supposed to take responsibility for our own actions? Who will we blame when things go south?

/blames the Easter Bunny for everything anyway