Tuesday, October 28, 2008

So I'm Not The Only One...

Read this.

It's nice to know I'm not the only one who feels like this.

I'm so glad I will never have children. I just wish I didn't have to share the world with them and, just as importantly, their parents.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Homophobes, Shut The Fuck Up, Addendum

What if homosexuality is a choice? Why should I give a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut if someone chooses to do this? It has no effect on me or my life or any of my personal relationships. Guess what, Gay Bashing mouthbreathers? It has no effect on you either. So at the end of the day, you are just nosy, interfering motherfuckers, with no logical or redeeming arguments in favor of your cause.

Seriously, the adults are talking now, so it's time for you to shut the fuck up and go away. We'll call you if we need comic relief, because you have nothing else to offer.

Homophobes, Shut The Fuck Up.

Seriously. You sanctimonious pricks need to just shut your fucking yaps. Your utter lack of understanding regarding the "traditional family" and "human nature" and "learned behavior" makes me want to a meteor to fall on you.

A few things you need to know:
1. The so-called "traditional family" is bullshit. I know you have this great myth in mind about how the family was always the husband and father, the wife and mother, and the kids (however many) living in one happy atomic unit. Guess what? Ozzie and Harriet lied to you. That shit didn't even exist in the 50's. So preservation of a recently invented (historically speaking) fictional concept is null and void. Marriage was largely a financial arrangement prior to the renaissance and the enlightenment. Certainly love existed, but it's not why people got married. It's why people had sex.

2. Homosexuality is not learned behavior. If you need proof of this, simply examine any of several lower primates or other mammals. Guess what? They practice homosexuality, too! So unless you are arguing that a walrus makes a conscience decision to engage in same sex relations, the argument that homosexuality is unnatural and therefore deviant/learned behavior is ALSO null and void. Here's another little tidbit for you: Statistically speaking, the more older brothers you have, the more likely you are to be homosexual. Does that mean that families with more male children are more likely to be dysfunctional or otherwise create conditions that encourage homosexuality as a lifestyle choice? If so, what does that mean for the "traditional family" argument? Oh, wait, we already know that's a myth.

3. Ex-homosexuals don't exist. I hate to break this to you, but you can't unlearn a sexual preference. Sorry, it doesn't happen. Anyone who says they can is either lying, or deluded, or both. The reason you can't unlearn it, is because it's not learned behavior. It's part and parcel of the biological makeup. For that, see point 2. However, one can be conditioned to repress parts of one's own makeup. It's called brainwashing, and it's sickening, and a primary component of those groups and organizations that claim to recover homosexuals.

The fact of the matter is this: At the end of the day, you don't understand, and you aren't willing to understand. Someone, be it your parents, or your teachers, or (most likely) your pastor or religious leader, told you that homosexuality was wrong. For you that was the end of the conversation. Great. I'm glad for you. I hope it works out well for you. However, that bias and opinion is in no way supported by any credible facts or science. As such, it has no part of public policy. So you fuckers need to shut the fuck up and let things go. You don't like homosexual marriage? Great! Don't get homosexual married. However, you do not have the right, morally or otherwise, to interfere in other's happiness, as long as no harm occurs from it. If God doesn't like it, God will settle up with them for it. Live your life the best way you know how, and leave other people alone. Is that so hard for you worthless fucks to get?

Don't bother to answer; I already know it is.

Monday, October 20, 2008


I had a conversation over IM with someone today. They related a story to me about how their office mates dubbed them "unpatriotic" for questioning the government.

I'm curious to know how the fuck they came to that conclusion HERE. The nation was founded on the concept of disagreeing with how one was ruled. It' s sort of fundamental here.

Fuck, that is scary. These are the people with whom we share a nation and a world. They have influence and legitimacy somehow.

Any sane society would pat the little waterheads on the shoulder and encourage them to go play somewhere else.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Shhh! Your Ignorance Is Showing.

Here is a piece of advice: don't try to talk politics with me. You have no idea what you are talking about, and you will only enrage me and increase my loathing of you. Seriously. Don't regurgitate talking points about Barack Obama, about how he's going to make sure that welfare mothers get enough money for crack and terrorists have open access to America. The talking points are wrong. I can prove that with 5 minutes and Google. The fact that you aren't willing to do any kind of research or information gathering and parsing proves you aren't fit to participate. You don't actually know anything, just repeat what your favorite talking head has vomited into your ear canal. Your ignorance is sickening to those few of us who actually make decisions based on positions, record, and valid data. You know, the ones smarter than you.

So stick to sports, or car races, or whatever banal topic you choose to throw at me. While it might bore me, it will spare you.

I'm just telling you this for your own good.