Authority Is Always Right.

What. The. Fuck?

This is why I will do my very best to not live in, or work in, or financially support the state of Texas in any way. Between buying drinks for people to give them DUIs later, and abuse like this, plus the shitty attitude they project out into the public arena, I am disinclined to wish them well, or help them at all. There is plenty of work for me there, if I wanted it, but I would really have to think long and hard about going.

Punk Playa

So, last night, some friends and I were enjoying a rousing round or three of Call Of Duty 4. Nothing particularly spectacular about that, in fact it's pretty typical of the way we spend our evenings. However, during one particular run on the map "Vacant", I managed to offend one of the opposing players.

How do I know this? Simple. The player in question sent me a voice message over XBox Live. It is a 30 second tirade of profanity and poorly constructed commentary on my overall skill.

So, of course, I had to send a response. It's 15 seconds of me cackling at this pathetic waste of breathable air and outer resources. No words, just howls of derisive laughter. I mean, what else do you do with someone like this? I really just don't have the words to describe the complete pathetic nature of this guy. I almost feel sorry for him.

Then I listen to the voice message again.

I wish I could somehow extract and post both the original message and my response.

Dumb Ideas In Advertising

Who the fuck thought standing people on corners with signs performing baton routines was a good idea? It's irritating to look at when stopped, a distraction while in motion, and in the desert, a good way to kill people with sunstroke.

Whoever thought this idea up in the first place needs to do it themselves for awhile.

The person who thought it was a good idea to bring it the desert needs far, far worse.