Tuesday, December 27, 2005

New Year's Eve is coming. Yay.

Well, the first part of the hated holiday season is over.  I’d thank God for that, but I really don’t believe in God.  If I did, it would only be in a capacity of hate.  As much shit as humanity has pulled, if there is a God, it’s His fault.  After all, we’re supposed to be made in his image.  So, if we are fucktards, guess who made us that way?

But that is a different rant.  I’ll save it for Easter.

Now comes the second part of the shitty holiday season, New Years Eve.  Instead of being consumerist sheep willing to stab each other in the back for the next “it” item, we get to be hedonistic drunken louts.  Lovely.  Like the world needs more inebriated idiots.  With all of the marvelous potential at humanity’s fingertips, the best way we can come up with to celebrate the beginning of the next solar cycle is to kill off massive quantities of brain cells with shitty tasting Coors beer and bad whiskey.  What an achievement, we should be proud.

I’m not against alcohol.  I’m just against you drinking it.  The last thing you people need is to get any stupider.

I hope you get lit on fire by the fireworks.

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