When Does The Stupid Stop?

Christ, does the stupid ever stop?

1. Obama is an American citizen. You know why? Because at the time of his birth, his father was an American citizen, married to another American citizen, and he was born on American soil. His HALF-brother was not born in the United States, and his father was not an American citizen at the time.

2. Obama is not a plant by Fidel Castro. I don't even know where to begin with this suggestion. It's beyond stupid on a cursory examination, really. There is no need for further investigation because it begins from a ludicrous origin.
3. Obama is not a socialist. He's going to adjust our Income Taxes. That's it. We already pay Income Taxes. Have for decades. Those taxes finance government programs, including welfare, social security, medicare, student loans, and the military. If this makes him a socialist, then we've been a socialist nation for about 70 years.
4. Obama is not here to destroy America. I guarantee, with all of the media attention, someone would have revealed that he was a sleeper agent. The KGB weren't able to get one of their moles in charge of MI-5, despite their skill at human intelligence and operations. The position of President gets A LOT more scrutiny than that.

For Cthulu's sake, assholes, read something besides your NRA magazine. Listen to something besides Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh. You might learn something.