Dumb Fucks Are Everywhere

I overheard a conversation that almost broke my teeth.

I listened to one of the women here, a nice enough lady, go on a tirade about how the United States is a Christian Nation. My jaw locked, and my teeth started to grind under the strain. She mentioned how it was on all of our currency, and our legal system was based on the 10 Commandments. I felt the vein under my eye start to pound, and had to turn on music to get it to stop. Eventually, my jaw stopped hurting, but I'm not sure if that's because I stopped grinding, or the nerves in my teeth died from the pressure.

It wouldn't have been so bad if her audience had not given her their vapid agreement.

Seriously, there are times that I weep for the ignorance of the world. I would buy everyone a copy of the Federalist Papers, the Treaty Of Tripoli, and the collected letters of Thomas Jefferson.

But, then, I remember, the FUCKERS DON'T READ. Apparently.