Monday, February 23, 2009

Mexico Is Fun

For about 20 minutes.

I really, and I mean, REALLY like living in the U.S.

I like being able to walk down the street and not get called names because I have no interest in their prostitutes.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Objectivists Are Retards

I know you egomaniacal, self-fellatiating assholes like to think of yourself as the paragon of logical, reasoned thoughts. But I'd like to tell you that you aren't. No amount of protesting, or snark, or psuedo-reasoning will change one very big flaw in your argument.

You fuckers are just as human as the rest of us.

I know you hate that fact (which is further proof of your lack of rationality), but it's true. You have 46 chromosomes, and you suck just like the rest of us. Humans don't make decisions, we make choices, and then justify those choices so they sound like decisions. But decisions involve the objective consideration of factors BEFORE deciding on a course of action. Choices are made without consideration of factors or consequences. Humans do that all day long, and then cover it up so that it sounds good.

Sorry.

Well, not really, because I hate you fuckers, generally speaking. You act like you operate in a fucking vaccuum, when you don't. Everything you do affects other people, and things other people do affect you. Sometimes you can't see the chain of cause and effect, and sometimes you can. However, it always exists. Just because you can't, or rather, wont, see it doesn't mean it's not there. That means we all bear some responsibility for each other. So your philosophy of Objectivisim is really about extracting the maximum benefit of group effort for one individual, you. And that makes you the worst kind of hypocrites.

Sunday, February 08, 2009

COD4

I am done with this game, for at least a little while. I have turned into every stupid moron I play online, and take the damn thing too seriously. Even when I'm having a harmless game amongst my friends, I get entirely too focused on winning. It's just a fucking game, and I'm having problems keeping my perspective. My friends don't need to hear me talking shit at them, or frothing in a rage. It's just a game.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

More Live Bitchiness

You know what? Those of you bags of filth that make secondary accounts on Live JUST to run through the levels on COF4 again have to be the most pathetic group of people I've ever encountered? Once you've achieved a certain level of ability, the stupid little icon next your handle doesn't matter. No one cares really. The stupid icon is more of an indicator of how much time you waste with the game, not your actual ability. So why do you assholes make another account to seem like a low level putz and gloat when you beat someone of a higher level? You aren't fooling anyone, and it's pathetic and ineffective griefing.

If you want to be a griefer, just use your first Level 55 and hit people from the places you know they can't get to you. It's time honored and really irritating.

I mean, if you really want to be a complete shitbag, anyway...

Or, you could just play the fucking game and let everyone have a good time.

Monday, February 02, 2009

Undeserved Glory

The Steelers did not deserve to win last night. I say this as a Steelers fan. Big Ben played horribly and only the excellent work by his team mates prevented a completely humiliating loss to the Cardinals. Kurt Warner was clearly the superior quarterback on the field last night, and I have to say, the Cardinals were also the better team. Too bad Billicheck, or whatever the fuck his name is, won't keep the same team for next year. This was their one shot, and the fates conspired against them.

Cardinals, in my mind, you won that game.