Internet Fuckwad Theory

For those of you unfamiliar, look here.

Now, I contend that there is another facet to this theory. In addition for never ending amounts of rudeness and vulgarity, people also get to be whatever they want to be on the Internet, and that includes expertise on everything, and being perfect in every way.

At least they say they are.

My question is this: If all of you fuckers are so good at everything and so bloody smart, what the fuck are you doing working at a Target in Flagstaff, AZ, or living in Mom and Dad's basement? Talk about having an over-inflated opinion of yourself...